Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!