Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding