Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.