Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!