What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!