What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.