What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

pay for the pizza.