What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.