How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

pay for the pizza.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!