What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...