He was looking for Pooh.
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
The Captain's Log.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
He had an itchy Tigger finger
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..