Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!