Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.