What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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Why is craving karma points ironic?

Because it's pointless.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!