What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

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Why is craving karma points ironic?

Because it's pointless.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!