What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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What do elderly zombies crave?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!