What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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What do elderly zombies crave?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

Why is craving karma points ironic?

Because it's pointless.