What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.