What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.