What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs