What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.