What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?