How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Outrun Jokes More Outrun Jokes

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.