How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?

A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Outrun Jokes More Outrun Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.