What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.