You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
He gave her a ring.
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
They don't believe in a higher power.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
He was running out of patients.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
PIC on someone your own size!
Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants
What are our scientists doing
