What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.