What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One? .... Or two?

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What does the caller ID say?

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.