What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.