What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP