What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.