What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!