Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)