Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!