Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ