What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis