What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.