Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon