What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.