What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."