What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.