What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?

Because it's edgy.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.