What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.