What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.