What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.