What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !