What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name