What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad