What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad