How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)