How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

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What are seals made out of?

Cealls

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort