I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Previous Random Joke Next
Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

Soft Drink Jokes More Soft Drink Jokes

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.