I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.