100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
A cognac
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
Need Another Seven Astronauts
I can't stand being in this
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
The lines.
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
