What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.