What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!