How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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War Jokes More War Jokes

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)