Top post on /r/Jokes.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.
Both think the shorter the better.
Blunt Trauma
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.