Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

Santa Stop Jokes More Santa Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.