What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!