Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail