Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.