Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.