He only got nailed by guys )
There's a vas deferens.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Giving the pope an errection
A kid who loves halalpenos
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
A cross trainer.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.