How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.