What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.