What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.