Helicopter Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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