What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

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What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"