What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.