Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.