They prevented hispanic attacks
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Because they're going via Agra!
A tourist.
A Tourist!
Don't touch my marbles.
Terrorists have sympathizers.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
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Tourists
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Tourist
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
They're both crushed-asians
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
Guac-a Guac-a!
A messycan
More heroin.
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
Sting operation, of course!
High Street, of course.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Lobsters "
Pulled a muscle.
