They prevented hispanic attacks
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Because they're going via Agra!
A tourist.
A Tourist!
Don't touch my marbles.
Terrorists have sympathizers.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
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Tourists
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Tourist
I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
H'Isis
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
They are both crustaceans.
They're shellfish in bed.
A: Can't complain ...
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
No one knows, it's never been done.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
At the infideli counter.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
Because I have pictures of you with a goat "