Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.