What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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You get a cobbler!

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.