What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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Where'd ya get it?

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What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!