They say he made a mint.
A dead one.
Because there were lots of turn ons.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
People got lit and turnt.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
It was a Free Radical.
Someone who works in a mint.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.