What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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He wiped his bum.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.