What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you