What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.