How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

Exorcise Jokes More Exorcise Jokes

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!