How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.